Wednesday, April 15, 2009

That Big Bathtub In The Sky.

This song goes out to all the people...
Who've sought a peaceful sanctuary,
Who've always wanted a place to be free,
Who've yearned to have a bathtub.
One, two, a-one, two, three!

Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooooooh.
That big,
Bathtub,
In the skyyyy!
Just makes me want to drop to my knees and cry,
For a land where rubber duckys and bubbles run free,
There'll always be some for you and me!

(Chorus)
You'll be clean,

For so long,
Dirt be-gone,
Don't be forlorn,yeah!
Splashsplash, sp-plashplash!
Sparkly squeaky,
Neaty freaky!
Why-oh-why, does it have to be so far away?
My heart aches for the soapy white waters,
Every single day.
Reach for that cheesy yellow sponge,
Close your eyes and take a plunge,
Into that sexy white tub.
Scrub-a-dub-dub!

(Chorus)
You'll be clean,
For so long,
Dirt be-gone,
Don't be forlorn,yeah!
Splashsplash, sp-plashplash!
Sparkly squeaky,
Neaty freaky!

You big big tub,all the way up there,
Shoo you bloody birds, I don't wanna share!
Even though it makes my fingers all wrinkly,
Makes my toes all crinkly,
I just love-a my,
I just need-a my,
I just want-a my,
Big,
Bathtub,
In,
The,
SKYYYYYYY!!!!

Thank you,thank you,
Thank you very much.

TOT Syndrome.

Here I am. Finally getting a blog long after nearly everyone got one. Oh well.
Its 1.26am in the morning. Its times like these that really got you thinking. Is everything the way it seems ? Is everything going to stay the same forever ? When is this problem going to end ? Does he/she love another ? Why did he/she say that to me ? Does he/she still love me?
Questions, questions. All chasing one another in an endless circle. I shall name it the "Thinking OverTime Syndrome".
LOL.
TOT syndrome brings depression. It sucks big time. Our human brain with all its gazillions of neurons goes into hyperactive mode. Ah well.
The worse part is : There's nothing you can do about it.
Everyone out there should understand this. Don't get mad at someone for thinking too much. Don't end a relationship just cuz someone is thinking to much. Don't contemplate suicide just just cuz you've been thinking too much.
Everyone has the TOT syndrome. Its natural. Its human. Yes its bad. But can YOU stop YOURSELF from having it ? C'mon,c'mon, admit it. You can't. That's okay. Neither can I.